Thursday, August 21, 2008

Okay, Okay, I've Figured Out Who I Am! Dory!

Bree, my daughter in Arkansas, called me...I hope I can get this straight...she asked about the horse because she read my blog. "Sonny is SICK again?" I told her no, I just forgot to mention that he got better. You know, the beach, fair, two of my other kids are moving back to Santa Paula from far away. (with their families lol) AND all their stuff.

Like normal, when I'm embarrassed, I experience a raging hot flash, from every pore. I was having one of those moments. Why didn't I remember to post that Sonny was better? I was just explaining to Bree about that, when I thought about the Savior bleeding from every pore--I knew that was possible---because I sure could actually feel every pore--even in my scalp. That led to the conversation, that the Savior wasn't a woman, but he had a pore experience (that wasn't at all intended to be a pun) Anyway, I told Bree that the Savior was raised probably in the city, and was a carpenter. How did he know sheep follow their Master? Or, How did he know goats don't follow anything but their own whimsy? Bree said,"I know a song about sheep going to heaven and goats going to H-E-double-toothpicks, by Cake." She told me she was going to post it on her blog. I was suppose to walk in my room and listen to her song that she would put on her playlist but...only for a short time--it has the word H-E-double-toothpicks in the song many times and she just wanted the song "off" as soon as possible. Soooooo.....

I got up from the phone and went into the kitchen and threw away a soda can in the recycle bin. Thought, "I'm hungry." And, while I was thinking about that, I saw this magazine. It was a gossip magazine. I never read those--just look at them in the market and if you ask my husband he will tell you I've only gone in Von's twice since the remodeled. Actually, I'm the only one in town that NEVER goes to the market.

Soooooo....this was fascinating, a gossip magazine. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Somebody we all know and is famous, (I don't KNOW this person, personally) is making the wrong choices. I needed to read that. I just found the page and Bree called, "Did you hear the song yet?" I'm taking it off. Busted! And I'm still hungry. I hurried as fast as my penguin body could take me and the song wouldn't download. So I heard maybe one H-E-L-L and turned it off. My grandchildren are near. Maybe I should go outside and ride around with them in the golf cart. I can tell they are having a good time. BTW... I'M NOT TAKING DRUGS!!! Get over it! I absolutely can talk or write about whatever the subject was for a little while. lymi

Now who did that remind you of...Dory or someone else? Yes, I know. Ha..Ha..Ha.. Shut-up!

1 comment:

jenkinsfamliypost said...

you crack me up! you remind me more of a book we have. i will find it and bring it to you, it's titled, "if you give a moose a muffin." it is so your story. i love it and the kids klove the story too. so ADD