I'M IN RARE FORM TONIGHT

Hee Hee. I look so peaceful and contented, a lot like one of the "contented cows" I'm leaning against. I lost my mind today over a web page template, that I worked on from 7:00 a to 1:00 p. What I don't understand is how I got lost. I work with web-pages all the time. Okay, it's my fault for not keeping up with technology and the fact I'm playing with this blog. I just had such a major brain freeze and the result was.....well everyone decided to get outta' my way. I broke my "That was Easy" button, on purpose. I turned-up Sponge Bob Square Pants so Mel, the Etchells' neighbor, could hear it. Actually, he's in Heaven, he heard it. I ate freakin' worms for dinner. It was spaghetti--I felt it was just plain worms with cheese and it didn't surprise me Jaxon threw-up across his high chair while I was taking my last bite. A couple days ago, I would have thought that was funny. Actually, it still is.

I hate that I have two big black eyes from the freckle remover (cancer remover) and I have a major sore throat. Right now, out of the clear-blue, it's night, I mean, clear black.... A whole day is gone. Even my dear husband, showed me a picture that John Harbor sent him email of a his pretty dream girl. I hate that I can't get the medicine out of my hair, it's greasier than Butch Wax.

Now, don't think that I'm ungrateful because I do have many blessings. I hate to know that I feel so creepin' terrible and there are so many, many worse off than me. I hate that more than anything. I'm not having a pity-party enough to just leave in, ANY WAY. Death, travel, etc. I don't want to scare anyone. I won't lash-out and pound anyone, including any animals, rats included. Is this cabin fever? I tried to go on a vacation yesterday and the bright sun just ruined it. My eyes are so sensitive. .....I don't hate myself, I love my new porch and I want to thank my son and son-in-laws, and husband for that special gift.

I bought my mom a surprise Twilight T-Shirt, because she read the book, I didn't tell anyone I did that. And.... she took it to Utah to wear on her vacation today, but she embarrassed me in front of everyone at Adree's Party and told the whole group, I was obsessed with the book and
have a crush on Edward. Don't say, "Well, that's it!" That's not why I'm flippin' out. Approval from my mother? No I'm used to that-- I just think everyone believes her that I am obsessed (I'M NOT!) Kiely and I, mother and daughter, got matching T-Shirts to wear to the opening. No big deal. We picked these very bland ones because we could only agree with this one and she got a hoodie-type.

I think I'm tired of ranting...Do you like clowns? Between talking dolls and clowns, I think I may have to take a tranquilizer. Oh, and that headless steamer for coats at my dad's and grandpa's dry cleaning business, yeah, I hate those. I thought at any given time it would blow-up. Last, but not all, I want to go to sleep and not have bad dreams

Remember me in your prayers, my dear family. I'm off to take a soothing bath and let all these lovely thoughts go down the drain. I'm Einstein. That's the best idea yet!!

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