Monday, June 8, 2009

Movies Turn Into Quirky Family Sayings

DAH MOVIES!



Movies Turn Into Quirky Family Sayings...




I don't know even where to start with this post. We don't have enough quirky family sayings, so we end up using the best quotes or worse from movies that we've seen endlessly. The one photo posted above... really scared my kids, even my older ones, not Dustin, but the girls. 101 Dalmatians, Cruella DeVille falls into the molasses. Kiely and Larin wanted to know what that was and instead of saying of that's the syrup that you two give to the mommy goats and sheep after they have babies. I said it was something else. About Moles. I will never, ever live that down and my children all even remember the corner of 10th and Main St. is where I said it. It was my Dad channeling through me. I wooshed my mouth out with soap and eberthang.




Dumb and Dumber: I'm embarrassed to say I watched that movie. I saw the clean one, which is still terrible. I related to the Pete the Parakeet, because I had a parakeet named Pete and I called him Peetie. Also Bree's fair entry picture was...I can't post that... Bree. I'll have to tell you later. I'm not sad, but off the subject. hahaha When did I ever stay on the subject?

Even my own children have been warped by my parakeet woes. My parakeet died by suffocation, when I was about 9 years old. I was not from holding Peetie too tight. (thankyouverymuch) but Peetie was so smart he was lifting-up the cage. I had seen  him do that, but the door always shut and he would slither his little beak out. One morning it was caught on his neck. I honestly felt responsible and guilty, so the pain of losing my pet was deeper. In memoriam, my daughter made a picture of a parakeet in her 4-H art class and then entered it in the fair. She received an Honorable Mention and was named "Window Pain" and in very small letters another name, "My Poor Parakeet"


The mounted picture wasn't wrinkled when she entered it, I found the picture of her picture--does she still have it?  I still can't believe it she made this, but if you know Bree ... she sees humor in so many different things and I don't mean macabre. Anything! The effort to put this together must have been difficult, it's like a puzzle. She entered it into the "Mixed Media" category--- Glue and Feathers! She got the feathers from her great Grandpa Wellman and I have no idea where in the heck HE got them. My grandfather never, ever owned a bird. Thankfully, this was not my bird because my parakeet was bright blue.

My Bree would sit on the bench with her boyfriend (now husband) in the Arts Building at the fair and watch the people look at all the art. Everyone was attracted to her 3-D art and I have to say everyone walked-up to see what it was depicting. Was it following the discipline of ancient, tribal art? Was it an Abstract or Geometric? Or was this young artist imitating nature? Everyone seemed to want to see it. What a gasp was heard when each of them read the title, usually taking a few seconds. It did have a second name written in very small letters and it was called, "My Poor Parakeet".  I will always remember Bree laughing at those that finally understood how disturbed the artist seemed to be. Nope she's not disturbed, just tweeked.

Back to the Movies:
"We've got no food. We've got no job, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
"My parakeet Peetie, he's dead."
Lloyd: "Oh... oh man, I'm sorry, what happened?"
Harry: "His head fell off!"
Lloyd: "HIS HEAD FELL OFF!"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."

Harry: "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid! Lloyd, Peetie didn't even have a head."
Lloyd: "Harry, I took care of it!"
"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ainahnahnanh! (You know the sound...)"


Okaythere..


Do we watch kid shows? Over and over and I'm Dory and I'm watching and watching and watching...
"To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie. "
"Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..." Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
No I don't wanna know.
[singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Dory, no singing.
[continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
Sorry. This could go on forebber!


Cars:
Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them! Hah! This grumpy old race car I know now once told me something. Its just a empty cup! I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park! My name's Mater. Kinda Like "Tuh-mater"... but without the "tuh"And Jaxon's favorite new saying that we couldn't figure out who said it to him. is: "You're In a Heap of TrouBle!" Cars...kids pick it up when they watch the movie 400 times. I actually miss this movie. Larin took it to her new house.



We live and breathe Adam Sandler. My son is him and he doesn't mean to be, but he is the same personality and looks like him. (lighter hair) He is saying here.."Go to your home!" It's even funnier with him yelling at Edward and Bella...



Oh Tommy Boy, saw the cleaned-up version and now it's not, but there are some good quotes.

"Try an association. Like uh... let's say the average person uses 10% of their brain. How much do you use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin."" What is there to do in this town? You can throw things off the bridge"

( TOmmy is eating fries using lots of ketchup) Richard: Ewww, I can actually hear you getting fatter. Tommy: Shut up Richardful (Then, Richard and Tommy singing in unison) Don’t you remember you told me you love me baby…

(Carpenter’s song playing in the background) Long ago and oh so far away…Talk about lame…yeah totally…you can change it if you want…I don’t care it’s up to you…I can live with it if you can…suit yourself …pause… (Richard and Tommy in tears (singing together)
Then there is the favorite......
"Fat guy in a little coat…fat guy in a little coat." Why did we change that to Jacket?




Thank you Charlene for the "What About Bob Movie, we still love it!"

Dr. Leo Marvin: “Why do you always wear black?” His son Sigmund responds, “Maybe I’m mourning for my lost childhood.”
As we start the day, we quote Bob: “I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful. I feel good. I feel great. I feel wonderful.”
Bob: “I’m sailing. I’m sailing. I am a sailor.”

“Which reminds me of my favorite poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I." "It doesn't work as quickly for everyone as it did for Boob here, I mean Bob." -Dr.Leo Marvin
"You can call Boob if you want, I don't mind"- Bob Wiley
"I don't wanna call you Boob!!!"-Dr.Leo Marvin

Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone! [Leo opens the door; there's Bob.] Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy? Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE?!?! Dr. Marvin: All I want is some peace and quiet! Bob: Okay I'll be quiet. Siggy: And I'll be peace!



Princess Bride. Yes, we Have It and I love this movie!

Princess bride "As you wish"
Is this a kissing book?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Count Rugen: Stop saying that!
And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!
HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE.

No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
[Immediately, an R.O.U.S. attacks him]

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more.
: Have fun storming the castle!
I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.

Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End.



I just wanted to put my favorite Twilight quotes in. Don't hate me....

It sounded as if you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share. - Alice Cullen

And So the lion fell in love with the lamb.
What a stupid lamb.
What a sick masochistic lion.
-Edward & Bella

“Fall down again, Bella?”
“No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.”

“What if I’m not the superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?” - Edward Cullen

"No, no. Zero weirdness. You guys are great together."
"Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it"
"I know what you are. You're impossibly fast and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like, like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. How old are you?"
" Seventeen. "
" How long have you been seventeen?"
" A while."
"I know what you are... "
" Say it, out loud, say it."
"Vampire."
"Are you afraid?"
"No."




Dirty Rotten Scoundrels....What can I say? Oh, Steve's LDS Mission was Oklahoma.

Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!

Oaaak-Laaa-HOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA OKLAHOMA

not mother Now, I want you to meet this nice lady.
Mother?
-This isn't your mother. -Not Mother?
Marnie reminded me one of the most obvious and one we laugh about...Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first? Of course you may. (long pause...with relief) Thank you.

I know somebody here. I met him on a train. His name is....
His name is....
James.... No.
His name is....
James Josephson. No, no!
James Lawrence. Lawrence. Lawrence.
Lawrence F--
Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Fings.
Forrest Lawrenceton.
His name is James Jestenthen.
Lawrence Jesterton.
-Lawrence Jamieson? -Yes.
Yes! Yes.
We're like this!
Ruperict, You've been banging your pots again, haven't you? I told you, If you keep on banging your pots, you won't have any left!

I'd like a double turkey sandwich on rye, a side order of fries, one of those large knockwurst's, 3 bags of potato chips, a chocolate milk and 2 beers, why don't you have a beer? three beers! .. thank you

Why is the cork on the fork

Ruprick leave the cork on the fork.





Did we LIVE... STRANGE BREW? I'm embarrassed. We still do, eh?
Bree added, "We are from the Department of Justice, and we are here to adjust your beds." I forgot that--I can't believe... I forgot!
I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss ya.
Take off, you hoser.
We found a mouse in this beer, eh?
Last one in the house is a... a big idiot.
Hey - Somebody horked our clothes eh?
You want to know how to WRECK a movie, eh. Take a jar of moths into the theater, eh and let .. and then like uh release them at a point in the movie when you know what's going to happen, eh and then all of the moths will fly up to the projection booth window and cloud it up and you can demand your money back.
My brother's got a bleedy nose, eh. We need some Kleenex or something.
My burps are giving me whip-lash eh.
I was like a one-man army, like Charlton Heston in "Omega Man." You ever see it? Beauty
STEAMROLLER!
Dad! Bob broke your beer!


Blues Brothers:
The cleaned-up version. please. So many movies like even Tremors. I had no idea that they had so much cussing and bad language and stuff. But my husband, Steve, every time the Blue Brothers are on TV we have to watch this scene and he quotes it. Then there's that scene and he quotes that scene, and then that wonderful scene where they go plowing through the mall. He still says: "This car has got a lot of pick up. It’s got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It’s a model made before Catalytic Converters, so it will run good on regular gas" "I hate Illinois Nazis!"

Okay, I'm running outta' room...



We Just Saw Night at the Museum 2 and yes, the children in the audience made us laugh so hard that I my ribs were sore all night. Then our grandchildren saw it and we knew it was a Lazenby Classic!
Sacajamea? No! Sac, Sack-in-a-box? No! Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished

"Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!" Favorite kid saying ever! And the kids do the actions only after one viewing. This is going to be big if the grand kids get this movie. Refer to "PROVE IT" but turn my music off or you might not be able "to endure to the end":



Did any of you Dum-Dums bring me Gum Gum?
Any questions?
Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!
"Brandon" "It's pronounced Brundon."



Oh my hero John Wayne:“I come close to killing you a couple of times when we were younger. It saddens me I didn’t.” (John Wayne, McLintock) “Since you haven’t learned to respect your elders, maybe you’ll learn to respect your betters!” (John Wayne, Big Jake)
Other cowboy stuff: “If God didn’t want them sheared, he wouldn’t have made them sheep.” (Eli Wallach, The Magnificent Seven)
“Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I’m gonna kill ‘em. ” (Kevin Costner, Open Range)
"A cows nothing but a lot of trouble tied up in a leather bag.”
“People scare better when they’re dying.” (Henry Fonda, Once Upon a Time in the West)

“When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.” — The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly “

“Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?” — The Outlaw Josey Wales

“There’s always a man faster on the draw than you are, and the more you use a gun, the sooner you’re gonna run into that man.” –
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral

And, Ohmygosh...Steve and I watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid so many times and still love the movie.

If he’d just pay me what he’s paying them to stop me from robbing him, I’d stop robbing him!”

I loved this movie...

“Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?”

And who could forget this exchange?

Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
Sundance Kid: No, I said.
Butch Cassidy: What’s the matter with you?
Sundance Kid: I can’t swim.
Butch Cassidy: Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.




Last, but not least and yes, it was the clean version, so clean in fact that it didn't seem to make sense. But there were so many wonderful quotes in that movie. We were a fan of his on Johnny Carson, who used to be the old Jay Leno. Yes, I remember when it was first Jack Parr--actually....some other old dude had it even before him. But when Steve Martin walked out with that arrow stuck in his head and played the banjo, I loved him and laughed and cried. He is so good.

Well, I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray] And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.

I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy, with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
I don't care about losing all the money. (sniff, sniff) It's losing all the stuff. (whine)




Oh No! I forgot all the Muppet movies...I just can't quote all the ones we used and use
almost one everyday...
You tell him, and I will smack you. I will smack you like a bad, bad donkey, okay!

I'm an alien!
What, have you been tap-dancing on the barbecue again?

I had that weird dream again.
You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?
What? I cannot believe that little shrimp left us behind!
I am not a shrimp. I am a king prawn!
DON'T LAUGH AT MEEEEE!
Remember, I built this new Jacuzzi for my alien family, so please, no eating in the spa.
Rizzo, come here, my Cap'n Alphabet is sending me a message: R U There.
Are you sure it didn't say are you NUTS?
And my all time favorite, favorite "Smoking is bery bad for chu, okay...?" King Prawn

The Kids Started This. No...It was Hunka' Jim...He hates these cans.


4 comments:

WatsonFamily said...

LOVE THIS ONE!!! So Fun! One I thought of for Strange Brew is "We are from the Department of Justice, and we are here to adjust your beds."

Loved the Quotes mom!. Made me laugh a lot!!

Lazenby Family News said...

I forgot

jenkinsfamliypost said...

what about "may i go to the restroom please?" steve martin the he wets his pants and says "thank you"
that is another favorite.

Lazenby Family News said...

I can't believe I forgt that one!